striders:

at a dispensary and one employee just walked past another and went “hey girl you smell like a cat today” and the second employee just said “dang it”

(via necrowizard)

were–ralph:

magicalkoalaphantom:

were-ralf:

artists adding heterophobia to their oc’s eyes

*Heterochromia

i said what i said <3

(via manywinged)

insult-2-injury:

(via laslloronas)

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

i know every bug. btw

personally

(via laslloronas)

gendercents:

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

(via laslloronas)

segamascot:

(via laslloronas)

astronautcorpse:

funnytwittertweets:

(via laslloronas)

gazehoundz:

you would undo God’s punishment?

(via laslloronas)

mothcub:

ALT

True.

katelyndanger:

strongcat:

trains gender

Autism

(via laslloronas)

shittycollagen:

Chronic pain is really just

Me: I’m in too much pain to move

Everyone: have you tried moving about it?

(via yowieyoya)

slimepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

it’s ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

(via manywinged)

dingdongyouarewrong:

charlottan:

charlottan:

They should make food for men

Please I’m so hungry

mice are literally right there

(via liquor)

solarsyrup:

smallest white boy in the world……….. gram cracker

(via liquor)